Do u ever have to remind yourself that “headcanons” you think up for your own OCs are actually canon
everyone’s always going on about pureblood and muggleborn culture in hogwarts but what about the halfbloods
they’re the ones who know all the lyrics to the weird sisters songs and bastille songs they crush on the chosen one and tom hiddleston they go to both walt disney world and the quidditch world cup final for summer holiday and use magic to fix their laptops they’ve got the best of both worlds
Ten Germans try to say the word “Squirrel”
Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)
I bet before Carlos moved to Night Vale he used to regularly reinvent really useless household appliances all the time.
Like ‘Hey check this out it looks like a regular umbrella but it’s also COMPLETELY FIREPROOF’
and everyone would be like ‘Carlos why the hell would anyone NEED a fireproof umbrella if it’s already raining seriously stick to science’
but in Night Vale everyones like ‘Aw man this is PERFECT for when it starts raining fire/gasoline/literal death’ and Carlos is just like ‘My time has come’
- Young protagonists who are strong and brave but not without fault or depth.
- Supporting characters who are complex, flawed, and unpredictable.
- Knowledge vs. ignorance.
- Innocence vs. experience.
- Talking animals.
- Resistance against theocracy.
- Free will.
- GAY ANGELS
I feel like Teddy would be weirdly fond of his Weasley Jumper
Things Dumbledore Did That’d Be Creepy If You Did them
A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
twelve year old Daniel Radcliff shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet