mintenergy:

I can’t be the only one who sees it…

SCREAMS
THAT WAS ALSO BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH

Onerepublic and Michelle together is like the most beautiful thing i’ve ever heard

suisounonou:


Photography by suisounonou.

suisounonou:

Photography by suisounonou.

hanadoodles said: There are people who can’t?

I can’t and neither can my mom

(i actually cant swallow pills without water period)

"I immediately regret this decision."
Zach Swon, dressed as Shakira (via glowing)

MY BROTHER CAN SWALLOW GIANT-ASS PILLS WITHOUT WATER

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

fluttertree42:

why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy

otherbully1:

“…or yard work.”

otherbully1:

“…or yard work.”

"You focus on the wrong stuff. It’s true, you are terrible at a lot of things, but there are a couple things that nobody else does as well as you do. It drives me bananas that you will — you will throw yourself away completely because of one or two things that you think about that you think are wrong about you. And that’s what breaks my heart … You gotta ignore those and lean towards the things that make you like yourself. Forget everything else. Fake it. Fake your way upwards."
The National’s lead singer Matt Berninger to his brother Tom, in Tom’s documentary “Mistaken for Strangers” (via monkeyknifefight)

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour