hisangelandimpala:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”

#hp

crawling my way to the end of this semester
crawling my way to the end of this semester

If there was a ghost in my house i’d probably never notice it like i’d close a door and when i come back its strangely opened again and i’d just be like “fuck i thought i closed it im so fucking stupid”

weretaire:

stuffwithbits:

weretaire:

tony stark who has stark tower set to identify individual people as they enter by playing certain songs as they walk through the door or even take a step inside

steve and bucky walk in together and suddenly there is a garbled mix of both “the star spangled banner” and “enter sandman”

natasha steps through the door and suddenly “from russia with love”

bruce swings by from his lab and “blinded me with science” blares

thor bursts through the doors and “rock you like a hurricane” rattles the surround

clint tries to slip in through a window and suddenly “surfin’ bird”

and when tony walks in “club can’t handle me” plays

and after steve asks tony to change his song, tony changes it to “hail to the chief”

steve has asked tony on numerous occasions to change his song and none of them end up being particularly good (because while tony has a decent music taste in his opinion he can’t resist)
it goes from
"god bless america"
"grand ole flag"
"this land is your land"
then finally miley cyrus’ “party in the USA”

(tony’s song alternates depending on who decides to tap into the system and change it to something utterly ridiculous and suitable and it’s almost always natasha and pepper)

kingchestnutsroastinonanopenfire:

Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke’s on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic to do, AND we have tanks. Try to avada kedavra a tank you stick-wiggling nerds

#hp

Oh, excuse me, madam, sorry, this may seem strange but, have you seen a fallen star anywhere? We’re in a crater, this must be where it fell.

stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

elasticitymudflap:

okay so the official dub of higurashi no naku koro ni is called “when they cry”
i think the literal translation is something like “when the higurashi (/cicadas) cry” you know like at sundown when the cicadas start buzzing and all the murders and messed up shit starts happening
but “when they cry” sounds so ambiguous like who the fuck is crying????
is it neil diamond????
the obama administration????????????
the cast of les mis???¿?
shaq???????¿¿¿????!!!!??¡?

elasticitymudflap:

okay so the official dub of higurashi no naku koro ni is called “when they cry”

i think the literal translation is something like “when the higurashi (/cicadas) cry” you know like at sundown when the cicadas start buzzing and all the murders and messed up shit starts happening

but “when they cry” sounds so ambiguous like who the fuck is crying????

is it neil diamond????

the obama administration????????????

the cast of les mis???¿?

shaq???????¿¿¿????!!!!??¡?

Track Title: Mykonos

Artist: Fleet Foxes

Album: Fleet Foxes

and you will go to mykonos,
with a vision of a gentle coast,
and a sun to maybe dissipate,
shadows of the mess you made…

thewicked-eternity