Coming from a state champion baker:


If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t. 

Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof. 

This concludes me attempting to be helpful. 


I desperately need a word that means what “queer” means but has never been a slur so everyone can feel comfortable using it

do you feel me

the boy sitting next to me in the bus was literally talking up so much space he was LEANING ON ME despite the fact that I was taking up like 1/4 of the seat



Basilica of San Vitale, Ravenna, Italy by sdhaddow

ISTPs are structurally oriented and very good at understanding how things work. Quiet, analytical, and private, they nonetheless gravitate towards extreme sports and other high-speed, high-risk hobbies. (x)

Pullarius, pullarii: the keeper of the sacred chickens


Part of Speech: noun

Gender: masculine

Context: The practice of augury in Ancient Rome was a form of interpreting omens from the behaviors of birds. This practice is where the English words “auspicious” and “inauspicious” come from. One form of the auspices was interpreting the eating patterns of chickens. These sacred chickens were under the care of the “pullarius.” The pullarius would release the chickens and toss them bread or cake. If the chickens refused to eat or balked at the food, the signs were unfavorable. If they ate, the signs were favorable. 


new aesthetic: cryptidcore

  • kitschy t shirts and keychains from souvenir shops depicting the local urban legends and monsters
  • glow in the dark stuff and generic alien themed stuff
  • tin foil hats
  • muffled x files, gravity falls, and twilight zone theme songs playing in the distance
  • staring into the night sky and wondering if we’re alone
  • lots of pictures of the woods and abandoned houses


brb let me just decline every Latin noun I know

update: i got really close to actually declining all of them but my shoulders started hurting

i’ll finish tomorrow


Imagine one of your male ocs with a button up shirt that fits just right, with their sleeves rolled up to their elbows. 

brb let me just decline every Latin noun I know

well hi, friend

I find that it’s easier to keep your true self buried under several layers of untrue selves, to protect yourself.


a ghost!