THAT WAS ALSO BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH
Onerepublic and Michelle together is like the most beautiful thing i’ve ever heard
hanadoodles said: There are people who can’t?
I can’t and neither can my mom
(i actually cant swallow pills without water period)
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy
remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour